Thanks to Curious Cat for warning me of the latest tactic of the evil robot insurgency - penetration of the homes of our elderly relatives. Disgusting isn’t it?

Sure, they look pretty useful, but what’s in it for them? We know the robot scum better than that! Whilst neither Curious Cat nor myself can offer an explanation, I’ll hazard a couple of guesses… Maybe they’re going to hypnotize the growing ranks of the elderly and use their (copious) free time to build more nefarious machines! Or maybe they’ll wait until grandma’s asleep and use their mind-harvesters to gain the wisdom that only age can bring…

Whatever they’ve got planned, you can bet your meaty buns it won’t be nice. Take my advice, keep your elderly relatives locked away. Perhaps under the stairs.

Be safe,

Tom x